Isobel here, a 15yo capricorn who just happens to enjoy Homestuck and other crazy things.

 

averagefairy:

moms are so temperamental you say one thing like “have you seen my hoodie” and theyre like your HOODIE??? YOUR HOODIE???? DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY THINGS I HAVE TO DO EVERY DAY AND YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO KEEP TRACK OF YOUR HOODIE? NOBODY HELPS ME IN THIS HOUSE I DO EVERYTHING BY MYSELF AND NOBODY ASKS HOW I AM YOUR FATHER IS AN ALCOHOLIC 


You know that feeling you get when you really like someone and you hold their hand for the first time? How it just feels so satisfying to know they have the same feelings for you? It feels like a sexual release. It’s such a light, timid hand hold. Like, they can let go easily if they want and you can too but you both try so hard to hold onto each other so lightly. It just feels so innocent and right. Literally one of the best feelings in the world.

You know that feeling you get when you really like someone and you hold their hand for the first time? How it just feels so satisfying to know they have the same feelings for you? It feels like a sexual release. It’s such a light, timid hand hold. Like, they can let go easily if they want and you can too but you both try so hard to hold onto each other so lightly. It just feels so innocent and right. Literally one of the best feelings in the world.

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alpacalypse:

what can i be for halloween which is sexy AND hilarious at the same time…

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cranberryfucktruck:

gigglygaleocerdocuvier:

fen-1994:

Why do you keep saying that?!

Heteronormativity in action.

You realize she says exes because one of them was an ex girlfriend right?

that was the point. that was the point of this entire post! “heteronormativity” is assuming that when a girl says ” i have seven evil exes” she’s really saying “i have seven evil ex boyfriends” and not “i had an assemblage of six evil ex boyfriends and one ex girlfriend over the course of my dating experience”

(Source: ballcocktail)

2-spook:

I want to cuddle. But the person I want to cuddle isn’t here. Do you see my problem?

I think the concept of virginity was created by men who thought their penises were so important it changes who a woman is.

sharkchunks:

metal-rican:

ghostoflalonde:

So uhh, my clothing dye ate through my gloves…..

+3 spellcasting +1 summoning EFF: 2XDAM vs undead

The tattoo makes it more demonic than undead.

sharkchunks:

metal-rican:

ghostoflalonde:

So uhh, my clothing dye ate through my gloves…..

+3 spellcasting +1 summoning EFF: 2XDAM vs undead

The tattoo makes it more demonic than undead.